Wayne Hopkins
The awkwardly earnest heart of the show. Wayne barrels through seven years of magical mayhem trying desperately to be important… and occasionally succeeding in the most Puff way possible. It’s a big part with plenty of comedy, angsty outbursts, and some touching moments.

Oliver Rivers
A math‑obsessed outsider who never quite gets the hang of wizard life but proves invaluable when logic meets magic. He’s the “wait, what?” voice of reason with a dry wit and some heroic late‑game moments.

Megan Jones
Our resident rebel with a tragic backstory, Megan hides her heart behind sarcasm until she becomes one of the Puffs’ fiercest defenders. Equal parts snark, swagger, and unexpected depth.

Narrator
The omnipresent storyteller with a twinkle in their eye and a sharp tongue for undercutting grand heroics. They shift tone on a dime—from academic to ridiculous—and keep the whole world spinning.

Ernie Mac
The self‑appointed “best Puff,” boasting bravado and a love for slogans. He gets solid comic beats, rallying‑cry moments, and some surprisingly brave action beats.

Hannah
Sweet, awkward, and endlessly loyal, Hannah embodies the quiet heroism of the Puffs. She grows from comic relief into a steady, encouraging presence in the final battle.

J. Finch Fletchley
Boyish and fun (his words!), J. Finch is the wildcard who veers between absurd non sequiturs and real bravery—until his sudden, dramatic exit. A delightful character with short but memorable scenes.

Leanne
The oddball Puff who starts as a comic aside and ends up a scene‑stealing action hero. Her blend of childlike wonder and unexpected badassery makes her a surprise audience favorite.

Sally Perks
Perpetually overlooked and slightly spacey, Sally quietly becomes part of the Puffs’ heart. She gets small but juicy comic beats—often tied to her glasses—and one gut‑punch dramatic moment.

Susie Bones
The tragic Puff who improbably survives (“My aunt. Me. Still alive.”). Her running gag of imminent doom turns into genuine courage later, giving the role a fun tonal shift.

Cedric
The golden boy Puff—charming, competent, and utterly sincere. An important mentor‑type role, setting the tone for what the Puffs aspire to before, well… you know.

Mr. Voldy
The melodramatic villain, alternating between terrifying and absurdly affectionate with his Death Buddies. A great chance for over‑the‑top villainy with unexpected comic beats.

Xavia Jones
Megan’s dangerous and delightfully unhinged mother, shifting from villain to reluctant Puff in a mix of high‑stakes drama and slapstick.